I have never been 'That Mom'
I've never asked for special consideration for my kids.
I've always respected the decision of the teacher, instructor, camp director, etc.
I've let my kids fight their own fights, fall down, even fail at things.
But I'm this close to saying something to someone at the place where one of my girls is taking an acting class.
$300 and Three Lines
Weekly acting classes at the fancy academy cost $300.
That isn't, as far as activities go, an exhorbitant amount of money. I know that.
My daughter seems to enjoy the class each week, though she has complained about the younger kids, "not taking it seriously."
As her first official acting class, I suppose she is getting experience developing new skills, right?
So this week when she was given her assignment for the play I was curious to see how many lines I'll have to help her memorize. (A little something you may not have known is that when I turned 30 I took acting classes at a theater in downtown DC. This makes me an experienced thespian in my book).
She is one of 4 Narrators.
So, it's not like it's bad enough to be the Narrator. I mean, does the Narrator even ACT? But to have to share the role with three other kids while every single other kid in the class (even the young, annoying ones) have roles with fun dress-up clothes and...LOTS of LINES?
Well that just seems wrong.
Were it the school play, I wouldn't be annoyed.
Were it a real production where you audition, I wouldn't be annoyed.
But I'm paying for her to memorize and perfect her acting technique with 3 lines?
That's $100 per line!
I want to say something, but I don't want to be 'That Mom'.
I want to suggest they find a play with enough roles so there doesn't have to be 4 narrators.
I want my daughter to have a role that requires "a fancy dress, heals and jewelry" so I can see her smile wide with pride and excitement.
But I don't want to be 'That Mom'.
So, instead of becoming "That Mom" who tries to bend the rules, I'm going to invoke my own rule.
The narrator role calls for her to wear a plain, black dress. My rule is that every simple black dress needs heels and jewelry and other fancy accessories. She will smile with pride and excitement and she will deliver her lines with perfection. All three of them.